Monday, May 02, 2005

To those who doubt the far-leftist bent of the Old Media -- which has gone far beyond simple bias to being active participants in the advancement of the leftist agenda -- I offer a simple multiple choice test.


1) CBS News was recently caught using forged documents and trying to pawn off a mentally disturbed Democratic party partisan with multiple contacts at the highest levels of the Kerry campaign as "an unimpeachable source." Had they gotten away with it it would have benefited...

A) The Republican Party candidate
B) The Democratic Party candidate


2) NBC's Today Show recently embargoed the writers of a number one bestselling book whose sources included 254 highly decorated American war heroes offering their first-hand, eyewitness account of dubious claims made by one of the candidates. This embargoing of information to their viewers benefited...

A) The Republican Party Candidate
B) The Democratic Party Candidate


3) Around the same time NBC's Today Show reserved a likely unprecedented three straight days of publicity to promote a number one best selling book by a renowned gossip hound (Kitty Kelly) in which not a single named source appears. This publicity extravaganza was intended to benefit...

A) The Republican Party Candidate
B) The Democratic Party Candidate


4) ABC News recently circulated an internal memo ordering its reporters to offer different degrees of "scrutiny" to the statements of the two Presidential candidates. Did this memo order ABC's journalists to go easy on...

A) The Republican Party Candidate
B) The Democratic Party Candidate


5) Evan Thomas of the center-left Newsweek Magazine publicly declared that the media bias would translate into fifteen percentage point advantage at the polls for one of the Presidential candidates. The media bias was said to benefit...

A) The Republican Party Candidate
B) The Democratic Party Candidate


6) CNN's top news official Eason Jordan recently resigned after being caught lying about the war. Was that lie meant to be to the benefit of...

A) The Republican Party's positions
B) The Democratic Party's positions


7) Howell Raines, the top editor at The New York Times was recently caught having engaged in a series of over thirty lies. Is the New York Times a...

A) Conservative media outlet
B) A Liberal media outlet


8) Peter Arnett of CNN fame (later at MSNBC) recently resigned after being caught lying about the war. Was that lie supportive of...

A) The Republican Party positions
B) The Democratic Party positions


9) Maureen Dowd of the New York Times was recently caught editing the President's comments to make it appear he had said exactly the opposite of what was actually said. Had she gotten away with it would it have helped...

A) The Republican Party candidate
B) The Democratic Party candidate


10) CNN was caught having engaged in a decade-long fraud in cahoots with Saddam Hussein. Their lies benefited...

A) The Republican Party positions
B) The Democratic Party positions

BONUS QUESTION:

These lies, distortions and corruptions all took place at:

A) Fox News Channel, center-right talk radio and the blogesphere
B) ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, the New York Times and the other leftist media outlets?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Sayet a muppet?

a) Yes
b) Of course!

Stuart Andrews said...

I've just discovered you through Rush Limbaugh's program and website. I intend to read you each and every day. Your abortion column and your commentary on old media were especially excellent.

The abortion column could help cement a better working relationship between "South Park" and religious conservatives, which would be a formidable force in any election.